Hilarious Text Messages Jokes to Brighten Your Day

In the digital age, laughter is just a text message away. If you are looking to break the ice, lift someone’s spirits, or simply share a moment of joy, a well timed joke can do wonders.

From classic one liners to witty puns and everything in between, our collection of hilarious text messages jokes is designed to bring a smile to your face and laughter to your conversations.

Perfect for all ages and occasions, these jokes are a great way to add a dash of humor to your daily communications.

Text Messages Jokes

Jump into our compilation and find the perfect quip to lighten the mood and spread happiness, one message at a time.

1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
3. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
7. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
10. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
12. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen? Because they might peel!
13. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
14. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
15. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
16. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
17. Why did the bicycle stand by itself? It was two-tired.
18. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
19. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish.
20. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
21. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
22. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
23. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
24. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
27. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts.
28. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
29. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
30. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
31. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
32. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
33. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
34. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
35. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
36. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
37. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain.
38. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
39. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
40. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
41. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
42. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
43. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
44. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
45. What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
46. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
47. Why did the physicist go to the beach? To work on his tan function.
48. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
49. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
50. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
51. What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.
52. Why was the math book always worried? Because it had too many problems.
53. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
54. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
55. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
56. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet.
57. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
58. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
59. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
60. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
61. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
62. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.
63. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
64. What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish.
65. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
66. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
67. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
68. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
69. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
70. Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
71. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
72. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
73. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
74. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
75. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
76. Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he had a hole in one.
77. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
78. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
79. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
80. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
81. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
82. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic.
83. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints.
84. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
85. What’s a computer’s least favorite food? Spam.
86. What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
87. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
88. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
89. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Laughter truly is the best medicine, and with our extensive collection of text message jokes, you’re equipped to be a beacon of joy in the lives of your friends, family, and even strangers.

If you prefer puns, one liners, or something a bit more thought provoking, there’s something in this list for everyone.

Sharing a joke is more than just a moment of laughter; it’s an opportunity to connect, brighten someone’s day, and remind ourselves not to take life too seriously.

Therefore, go ahead, send a joke to someone today and watch as the smiles and giggles unfold. After all, in a world that could always use more laughter, be the reason someone smiles today.

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