Dive into our epic list of funny WhatsApp greeting messages. Perfect for brightening up anyone’s day, these quirky and humorous greetings will make your chats the highlight of everyone’s notifications.
Funny Greeting Messages for WhatsApp
If you are looking to send a chuckle, a giggle, or a full-on belly laugh, we’ve got you covered. Start spreading the joy with these laugh-out-loud messages today.
- If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’ve survived another day without being eaten by zombies. 🧟♂️
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Me, wondering why we’re not talking yet. 🚪✨
- Just dropped by in your inbox to make it look more attractive. You’re welcome! 😎
- Alert: This message has been tested on animals. They didn’t understand it either. 🐒
- If you think this message is about you, you’re probably right. The world does revolve around you, after all! 🌍💫
- Is it just me, or did we just share a telepathic conversation? Let’s do it again but use words this time! 🧠💬
- I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk, I’d sniff you before pouring. 🥛👃
- I come in peace and with a side of fries. Wanna hang out? 🍟✌️
- Warning: This message contains high levels of sass and may cause laughter. Proceed with caution. 😜
- Hey there! Just checking if you’ve turned into a vampire yet. No? Cool, cool. Just checking. 🧛♂️
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at my phone, everyone else disappears. 🎩✨
- Sending you a virtual hug because I read somewhere that it’s weird to just show up and start hugging people. 🤗
- I’m like a boomerang. I keep trying to leave your messages, but here I am again! 🪃
- Just a friendly reminder that I know your secrets. All of them. 😈
- I’m not saying I’m a stalker, but I may or may not know you’re out of milk. 🕵️♂️🥛
- In case no one has told you today: You’re weird. But in a good way, like a unicorn, not like a creepy clown. 🦄
- If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. 😁🌎
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my attention. 👽💫
- I don’t need Google; my friend knows everything. Warning: May provide sarcastic answers. 🤓
- I was going to clean my room, but then I got a notification from you and forgot what I was doing. 🚮📱
- Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to the top of my chatting list. The salary sucks, but the company is amazing. 😉
- I’d tell you a joke about your phone vibrating, but it’s too edgy. 📳😅
- If you’re as bored as I am, do you really exist? 🤔
- Just wanted to remind you that I’m an amazing friend. No need to thank me. 🌟
- Hello! This is your phone speaking. You’ve been spending way too much time with me. Go outside. 📱🍃
- I’ve decided to stop using my phone. From now on, we’ll communicate through carrier pigeons. 🐦✉️
- If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket. 💭💰
- I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode. Like, permanently. 🔋💤
- I’d like to offer you a job as the president of my fan club. Spoiler: It’s a lifetime position. 🌟
- Just so you know, I’m typing this with my nose because my hands are too lazy. Impressed? 🐽📲
- Sending a virtual slap for not responding to my last message. Just kidding! Or am I? 🤔✋
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us having a pointless but hilarious chat right now. 📸💭
- If our conversations were a book, it’d be a bestseller under the genre ‘Random & Hilarious’. 📚😂
- You’re like WiFi. The closer I get to you, the stronger the connection. 📶❤️
- Just a heads up: I’m out of witty greetings, so… Hi. 👋
- This message is calorie-free, gluten-free, and guilt-free. Enjoy with no regrets. 💌
- I tried to send you something amazing, but I couldn’t fit in the screen. 😎📱
- If you reply late, I’ll assume you’re typing with one finger. 🐢💬
- Do you ever just look at your phone and think, ‘Wow, what a beautiful piece of technology’? Me neither. 📱😒
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more of your messages. 🔥🍫
- I’m not saying you’re addicted to your phone, but if it was a person, you’d be married by now. 💍📱
- Just in case you needed a sign to procrastinate today, this is it. You’re welcome. 🛑✨
- I’m like a fine wine. I get better with age and much more interesting after a few glasses. 🍷😉
- This message is like a hug, but without the awkward body contact. 🤗
- If you don’t respond in the next 5 minutes, I’ll assume you’re building a time machine. ⏳🛠
- I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? 🦇
- Our friendship is like a tea bag; it’s hot and steeps in goodness. ☕️❤️
- I’m the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. 🤷♂️
- Warning: This message is recyclable. I’ll probably send it again when I don’t know what to say. ♻️
- If you’re not laughing at my messages, just pretend. It’s good for my ego. 😌
- In a world full of texts, be a voice note. Just kidding, don’t. I prefer reading. 📖🔇
- I’m the kind of friend who will help you hide a body, but if you don’t reply to my texts, remember: I know how to hide a body. 😈
- Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so text me, maybe? 🎶📲
- I was today years old when I realized I’ve been waiting for your reply. ⏳👀
- If you don’t text back, I’ll assume you’ve been abducted by aliens. Please confirm your Earthly presence. 👽📱
- Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to entertain me. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds. 💣🕵️♂️
- I don’t have a favorite color, I have a favorite person. It’s you. Now, feel special and reply. 🌈💖
- Remember: You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’. And also ‘we’. Coincidence? I think not. 🤔✨
- This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill. It’s a text message. Respond accordingly. 🚨📲
- I’m not saying you’re a wizard, but your ability to ignore my texts is magical. 🧙♂️✨
- Just like a fine wine, our conversations get better over time. Or they just make less sense. Either way, cheers! 🍷🥂
- If our friendship was a movie, it would be called ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ because you never text back. 🎬👻
- Sending positive vibes your way… along with a subtle reminder that it’s your turn to text back. 🌞✉️
- I was going to make a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it. 🕰️😜
- I’m not saying you’re slow to respond, but I could have aged a cheese in the time it took. 🧀⏰
- I’m the human version of a ‘Seen’ notification. Visible but ignored. 🙈📱
- Be honest: My texts are the highlight of your day, aren’t they? 🌟📲
- I don’t always text you first, but when I do, I make sure it’s something absurd. 🎩🐱
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’. Reply to confirm your cuteness. 🥒💕
- I’m like that one sock that went missing in the laundry. Always popping up when you least expect it. 🧦😏
- I’m considering writing a book: ‘101 Ways to Ignore My Texts’, featuring you. 📖🏆
- Our texts are like a sitcom: full of unexpected twists and laugh-out-loud moments. 📺😂
- I’m not saying I’m needy, but my pet rock responds faster than you. 🗿💬
- If ignoring texts was an Olympic sport, you’d be a gold medalist. 🏅📵
- Our conversation is like a rollercoaster: thrilling, unpredictable, and occasionally makes me nauseous. 🎢💬
- I’ve been thinking of starting a band called ‘The Unread Messages’. You in? 🎸📱
- In the cookie of life, our chats are the chocolate chips. 🍪💖
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. Except when you don’t reply. Then you’re just nuts. 🥜🍇
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. And I’d be the one always texting first. 🍍💁♂️
- I’m like a detective, always trying to figure out if you’re going to text back or not. 🕵️♀️🔍
- Our friendship is like a book. It’s been a bestseller since day one. 📚❤️
- I’m not saying you’re an old phone, but you text like one. 📞💨
- If I had a penny for every time you made me laugh, I’d be rich. Or at least have enough for coffee. ☕💰
- You’re the reason I check my phone every 5 minutes. Just kidding, it’s because I have no life. 📱😂
- Warning: Lack of response may lead to an excess of emojis in your inbox. Proceed with caution. 😃😂🥳🤯
- You’re like a software update. I get excited when I see you, but then I remember I have to wait. ⏳💻
- I’m not saying you’re a ghost, but our text history is starting to look like a haunted house. 👻🏚
- Just so you know, I’ve saved our chats as evidence of how cool our friendship is. Or for blackmail. Haven’t decided yet. 📁😈
- If you were a season, you’d be autumn because you’re all about leaving…me on read. 🍂📖
- I’m not saying I’m a clingy friend, but where are you, what are you doing, and why haven’t you texted back? 🤷♂️💬
- Our chat is like a treasure chest, filled with gems of wisdom and nonsense. Mostly nonsense. 💎🚮
- You’re the sprinkle of crazy in my life I never knew I needed. 🎉🤪
- I’m like a bad TV show; you want to ignore me, but you can’t help but see what I’ll say next. 📺😆
- Remember, every time you don’t reply, a unicorn loses its wings. Or was it a fairy? Either way, reply! 🦄✨
- I’m like an ad break: annoying but necessary for the continuation of our program. 📺🛑
- Our conversations are like a box of chocolates: sweet, surprising, and occasionally nuts. 🍫😋
- I don’t always send funny texts, but when I do, I make sure they’re moderately amusing. 🤪📜
- In the gym of life, our chats are the cardio. Keeps the heart happy and the smiles coming. 🏋️♂️❤️
- If being awesome was a crime, we’d be serving a life sentence in cool jail. 😎🚔
- I’m not saying I’m obsessed with our chats, but if they were a book, I’d read them every night before bed. 🌙📖
Bringing a smile to someone’s face has never been easier with our comprehensive list of funny greeting messages for WhatsApp. From witty quips to playful jokes, each message is designed to inject a burst of laughter into your daily conversations.
If you are reaching out to an old friend, keeping the family group chat alive, or just wanting to spread some positivity, these messages are your go-to for a guaranteed chuckle.
In the world of instant messaging, a little humor goes a long way. Therefore, go ahead, pick your favorite funny greeting and light up someone’s day with a touch of humor and warmth.
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