Long Funny Messages For WhatsApp

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of long funny messages for WhatsApp that are guaranteed to make you chuckle.

From clever puns to witty one-liners, these messages will add some humor to your chats. Share these jokes with your friends and keep the laughter going.

Long Funny Messages For WhatsApp

If you are in need of a mood boost or just want to spread some smiles, these messages have got you covered.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
3. Don’t ever trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
8. I’m writing a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting!
10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
11. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
13. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
14. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it.
15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
16. If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
17. I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
18. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to understand.
19. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
20. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
21. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
22. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
23. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat memes.
24. I’m writing a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
25. I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.
26. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
27. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
28. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
29. I’m writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t read it!
30. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
31. I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode.
32. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
33. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
34. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
35. I used to be a gardener, but I couldn’t find my roots.
36. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
37. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
38. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it!
39. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they’re always up to something!
41. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
42. What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.
43. My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So, I had to put my foot down.
44. I’m writing a book on procrastination, but I keep putting it off.
45. Did you hear about the cheese that survived a hurricane? It was a real gouda survivor.
46. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
47. I’m friends with all the broken escalators. We have good steps.
48. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and it’s weighing me down.
49. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
50. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!

Laughter is the best medicine, and with these long funny messages for WhatsApp, you’ll have a prescription for joy that lasts.

Keep your conversations lively and your friends entertained by sharing these hilarious messages. A good laugh is always just a message away.

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